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Laloo bada chalak hai Nau

Laloo bada chalak hai Nau baccho ka bap hai Laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala he... ye andar ki baat hai isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..

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5 Hi-tech sardar inventions

5 Hi-tech sardar inventions 1.Waterproof towel! 2.Solar powered torch! 3.Book on how to read! 4.Pedal powered wheel chair! 5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not!

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Once a chunti saw a

Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy .

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Shayari by Sardar: Khidki

Shayari by Sardar: Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha, Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha!!!

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Ek sawal…1

Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.

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A Sardar Had A Child

A Sardar Had A Child After 3 Month Of Marriage . He Asked His Wife Ye 3 Month k Bad Bacha Kaise Hua ? Wife Replied : tumhari Shadi Ko Kitna Arsa Hua ?? Sardar: 3 Month Wife: Or Meri Shadi Ko Sardar: 3...

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Husband wife ki godh mein

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa... Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!

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Sardar’s Frnd: Oye Tera Ek

Sardar's Frnd: Oye Tera Ek Dant Neela Q Ho Gaya. . . ? Sardar: Yaar Nene Ink Lagai Hai. . . Man: Kyon. . . ? Sardar: Kyon K Aaj Kal "BLUE TOOTH" Ka Zamana Hai. . . . ;->

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Inspector to Santa: Phansi Se

Inspector to Santa: Phansi Se Pehle. . . Bata Teri Aakhri Khwaish Kya Hai. . .? Santa: Mere Pair Uppar Aur Sar Neeche Kar K Phansi De Do. . . ;->

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Girls Hostel ki light chali

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi. Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha: Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo. Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."

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Sardar To Docter: “Main Chota

Sardar To Docter: "Main Chota SuSu Subah 6 Baje Karta Hon Aur Bara 7 Baje" Docter:"Tou Is Me Problem Kia Hai. . . "? Sardar :"OO Jii Meri Aankh 8 Baje Khulti HaI". . . ;->

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question:NISAR kaise paida hua ????

question:NISAR kaise paida hua ???? answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR hogaya

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Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main

Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main Teesre(3rd) Floor Se Gir Gaya Tha . . . Banta: Tou Phir Bach Gaya Ya Mar Gaya. . . ? Santa: Yaad Nahi Hai Bohat Purani Baat Hai. . . ;->

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In exam 2 Sardar Brothrs

In exam 2 Sardar Brothrs appeared 1 writes father's name- Daljit Singh 2 writes- Manjit Singh Teacher- Wats this? Sardar- Sir, varna ap khte cheating ki hai ;->

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Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk

Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey gadi aggey nai ja sakdi.. Sardar ji: ohhoho! Chalo koi gal nai wapas morr lo... ;->

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BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee,

BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja

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Sardar’s Wife: Kurri hun Bari

Sardar's Wife: Kurri hun Bari Ho Gayi Hai , Koi Acha Munda Dhundo 30 Saal Age Ka Tou Ho Jis Ki . . . Sardar Replied : Agar 30 SaalKa Na Milay Tou 15 , 15 K 2 Le Awaan . . ;->

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Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai

Jokes sms Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte.

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Sardar Was Smoking Infront Of

Sardar Was Smoking Infront Of His Father. . . Sardar's Frend : Oye . . Abbay De Saamne Smoking . . . ??? Sardar : Abba Hi Hy Na , Koi Petrol Tou Nahi . . . ;->

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Patient: Doctor aap ko

Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi. Munna: Haan ray mera

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